Summary: Malachy doesn't want the keys to anyone.

Art collaboration with the most magnificent kyuukumber, who merits every kind of praise and adoration. If nothing else have a look-see at that because it's gut-wrenchingly lovely.

Warnings for language and length and Gaiman-ishness.

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Summary: Evan has due cause for nervousness. (Featuring the characters of  Birthday, later that day).

Notes: Dedicated to the wonderful mintyfish, who wanted puns.

( Ciaran asked the question Evan had been dreading. )

Summary: Francis already has one broken heart. He doesn't want another.

Warnings: Bit long, and honestly, not funny. Hurt/Comfort like woah. (But still puns.)

( Spell For a Weak Heart )

If At First You Don’t Succeed, Fry, Fry Again, or,
I Love You Will All My Heart Disease

Summary: Maybe Charlie has a thing for crazy short order cook Stuart, or maybe he just really likes curry when he’s drunk.

Warning: Puns.

( Saturday Night's Alright for Frying )